Dear Diary: "Hey, my name is Emily and I'm a student at Innocent High. This week a new girl showed up at our school named Elaina Raye. Her almost sickening "oh so sweet" dispostion seems a little fake to me and we don't need another tattle tale on our hands... but she may have some potential as I spyed on her during lunch and I saw her buy cigarettes, so she must have a fake ID. OMG, We could totally use one of those! Still we're not to sure what to think of her yet and if we should let her into the cool clique at IH? So we sent Chris to scope her out and see exactly what this sweet little blondie would do to get into our group. Turns out she isn't a stiff at all, she whipped down those panties faster than a R.Kelly groupie while I hid and snapped pictures! Dirty I know. Now she'll have no choice but to play by our rules now I have dirt on her, plus I like her slutty ways. She is pretty cute, maybe I'll even hook up with her? She is totally in!" |
